MysteriousAliWays

Title: All Quiet On The Night Shift
Author: mysteriousaliwz
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Gen, hints of OFC/Norman from Maintenance
Rating: U
Wordcount: 794
Author Notes: Located in the ARC, with references to Sanctuary. If you’re not familiar with Primeval Sanctuary!verse, this will make no sense whatsoever. (Masterlist here: Sanctuary Masterlist.)
From the prompt ‘The Night Shift’ given to me at the Denial weekend. Norman belongs to fredbassett, who was kind enough to Normanify the dialogue & beta for me, despite being horrendously busy. Many thanks m'dear! (Due to technical issues, some of the edits may have been mangled in transit, so anything that seems off is solely my responsibility.)

( All Quiet On The Night Shift )

Title: "Sole Mates"
Author: mysteriousaliwz
Fandom: Primeval
Characters: Danny/Becker
Rating: 18
Author Notes: Prodded into writing this after a ridiculously long hiatus, as part of the Denialists meetup this weekend. Prompt was 'Becker/Danny, Feet'. Apologies for the rusty writing and horrendous title. Beta by telperion_15 (thanks m'dear!)

( Sole Mates )

Title: What Lies Beneath
Author: mysteriousaliwz
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Nick/Stephen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Primeval, Nick or Stephen and am not making any money out of this.
Word Count: 100
Author Notes: Written for the Feb09 Primeval drabbleathon, for flawed_karma. Prompt was Nick/Stephen, Song 'Dinner at Eight' by Rufus Wainwright
Thanks to fredbassett for the encouragement!
Warning: Angstwoekittens.
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( What Lies Beneath )

Title : You'll Thank Me For This One Day
Author : mysteriousaliwz
Fandom : Primeval
Word Count : 100
Rating : G
Challenge 56 : Dance
Characters/Pairing : Connor/Abby
Warnings : None
Spoilers : None
Author's Notes: Written for primeval100's Challenge nr 56 - Dance.
Invaluable beta suggestions by fredbassett - again I've fiddled about with it since then so any remaining cringeworthy bits are my fault alone.

( You'll Thank Me For This One Day )

Title : Sticking Plasters
Author : mysteriousaliwz
Rating : PG 16
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Author Notes : More from the Sanctuary! verse (yes, already). Other fics in the series can be found here. Takes place the day after the events in First Bite. Many thanks to fredbassett for the beta - I have tweaked it around a bit since she cast her eyes over it, so any awkward bits are entirely my responsibility.
Word Count: 200 exactly.
Disclaimer: Primeval, Ryan and Stephen don't belong to me, sadly. Neither does the Hello Kitty trademark (I'm quoting it as a cultural reference *nods*.) Sanctuary, on the other hand, is dredged from the depths of my over-active imagination.

( Sticking Plasters )

Title : Crush with Eyeliner
Author : mysteriousaliwz
Rating : PG 15
Fandom : Primeval
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Warning : Explicit Language. Sporfle Factor: Fairly High, judging by Fred's reaction when she beta'd it - Beverage Warnings apply ;)
Author Notes : More from the Sanctuary! verse, sequel to Sanctuary and Kink. Thankfully the Primeval fandom seems blessedly free from bad!fic, let's hope it stays that way :)
Thanks to : fredbassett for her beta services.
Apologies in advance to the following :
REM fans (I love their songs, the title of that one was was too good a fit with the fic to pass up);
the person whose fic I quoted - your fic may have made my brain bleed, but a lot of people seemed to like it;
Britney Spears;
those on my flist who write bandom;
anyone who's ever written a tender love scene in a slash fic without turning it into a smushfest;
actually, better make it anyone who's ever written a fanfic.
I'm sorry. Please don't hit me.


Rescued from certain oblivion, our protagonists are taken to a place of refuge in the parallel dimension of fanfic. They call it: The Sanctuary.


( Crush with Eyeliner )

Title:Sanctuary
Fandom : Primeval
Author: mysteriousaliwz
Rating: PG13-ish? Sorry, I can't remember what the one up from that is so I'm guessing.
Warnings: Language unsuitable for when you're having the vicar round for tea. Also, complete crack!fic.
Spoilers: 2.07 and 1.06
Pairing: Ryan/Stephen
Author's Notes: Cobbled together for the Inaugural Sunday Comment!Porn post for primeval_denial. Still fairly rough around the edges and completely un-betaed, but Fred told me to do it *g*. Excavated from the depths of the comment!porn post and re-posted as a standalone to give the poor buggers on dial-up a break.
Dedicated to the instigators of primeval_denial. It's a grand job you're doing there, and a very worthy cause.
*is deeply moved*

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Link to post in primeval_denial

This week, I have been mostly ...

... smitten with the Connor!love. His smile makes me want to go 'naaaww, and ruffle his hair.

Here's a Jonathon Ross interview with Andrew-Lee Potts (who plays Connor in Primeval) and Hannah Spearitt (who plays Abby).



Just watch that and tell me you don't want to pinch his wee cheeks. He's adorable :D