Furry

[mysteriousaliways]

Title : Furry
Author : mysteriousaliwz
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Rating : PG 15
Word Count : 100
Spoilers : None
Author Notes : As far as Ryan is concerned, the newest kink to hit the Sanctuary!verse is a kink too far. Takes place the day after the events in Sticking Plasters. The rest of the Sanctuary series can be found here.
Disclaimer: Primeval, Ryan and Stephen don't belong to me. Life is so unfair. Sanctuary, on the other hand, is my fault.
Thanks to fredbassett for the beta :)

Furry

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"They have got to be kidding! Absolutely not. Not In A Million Years."

Ryan seized the objects, hurled them into the bin then stomped, glowering, out of the room (the stomping rendered singularly effective by those army boots).

Stephen sneaked a wistful glance towards the bin. There had been a little silver bell attached to the name-tag on that collar. And the furry ears and paw gloves had been the exact colour of Ryan's hair ...

Ah well, he thought more cheerfully, Ryan hadn't actually said 'never'. After all, what was a million years if you found the right anomaly?

Comments

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Lmao. Stephen really is a kinky bastard.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, well considering what his primary activity is these days now he's in Sanctuary, I expect he has been encouraged to be a bit more ... experimental, shall we say?

I think we're a bad influence on him *eg*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol Go Stephen!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, I think he'd kidding himself, to be honest, if he thinks he'll ever get Ryan to agree to that *g*

But if the possibility keeps him happy, who are we to argue :)

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. That had could have been fun! And Stephen *is* kinky. We all know that!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Hee! Now if the name-tag on the collar had had Stephen's name on it instead, things might have turned out different ... ;)

Ryan's purr is just too sexy for his own good *nods*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong!

(But in a completely hilarious way) *grin*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

I think Stephen's deluding himself if he thinks Ryan will ever agree to wear those *g*

On the other hand, Ryan's attitude might have been different if the name-tag on the collar had said 'Stephen' ... ;)

I think the Duty Management are a bad influence on those two.

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like the colour co-ordination and the last line (scheming little devil!)

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, the fur has to be exactly the right colour *nods*

I think Stephen hasn't got a hope with this one, myself, but as long as he's happy *pets* :)

[fredbassett]

Methinks the Captain doth protest too much!!

LOL, he'll come round, Management will see to that.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Hee! I dunno, I think Ryan's stubborn enough to hold out on that one.

Now if they came up with a version in darker-coloured fur, and 'Stephen' engraved on the name-tag, that might be a different matter ... *g*

[x-bellaitalia-x.livejournal.com]

Well Ryan was purring in his ear earlier, so if he waits long enough I think Stephen might be in with a chance! Love the hair-fur colour matching!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

I doubt he'd agree to the cuddly wee kitty role - a big, fierce, sexy jaguar and it's just about possible with a LOT of persuasion, lol.

Got to be colour co-ordinated *nods*

[fififolle]

Pppfffft. Poor Ryan, LOL.
Oh, man, too too cruel *g*
*snickers some more*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Those duty managers have a wicked sense of humour sometimes *g*

I'm sure we'll find some way to make it up to him :D

[telperion-15.livejournal.com]

*sporfles*

I think Stephen might be on to a loser with this one... *g* Never hurts to try, though!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with you on that one - I think he's deluding himself *g*

Still, he might get another purr out of Ryan - just not the wee ears and collar as well, lol.

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

::big grin:: Oh I love it!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Hee! I don't think Stephen's going to get anywhere with this one *g*

[torncorpse.livejournal.com]

lol, I can't get the image out of my head!

For realz, Stephen is just a little minx. I'm sure he'll find some way to make it work. lol.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Poor Ryan. I think he might well be subjected to every kink in fandom, if he'd let us. (We've already had a mpreg turn up in Sanctuary!verse *cackles*)

Official fanon verdict: Stephen is a kinky bugger *nods*.

[canadian-jay.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* Oh anomalies! There's a use for them.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Stephen lives in hope (but probably in vain on this one) *g*

[reggietate.livejournal.com]

Oh dear oh dear! :-D Poor Ryan! Definitely a kink too far...

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Hee! Stephen strikes me as the type who might be open to kinks ;)

[shadowcat]

I bet Ryan would look cute with the ears!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

He would! I'd happily stroke him anyway *g*