Kink

[mysteriousaliways]

Title : Kink
Fandom : Primeval
Author : mysteriousaliwz
Rating : PG 15
Warnings : Complete crack!fic. Contains explicit language. Um, and ... beverage warning? If you were one of the ones who sporfled their coffee over the keyboard when you read 'Sanctuary', you might want to put the mug down now. Just saying.
Spoilers : None
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Author's Notes : Set in my Sanctuary!verse. For deinonychus_1, who wanted a sequel to Sanctuary. Thanks to lukadreaming for kicking off the plot bunny for this chapter *g*. And many thanks to fredbassett for the beta and for letting me borrow the cable ties and socks. I'll make sure they wash them before they give them back.

Cross-posted to primeval_denial and primeval_fanfic.


Kink
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"Ow."

"Stephen?"

"Ouch ... ow ... bugger!"

"What are you doing in there?"

"Aarrhh ..."

"Stephen, are you going to open this door or am I going to have to break it down?"

"All right, all right, keep your hair on."

"What's the matter?"

"It's your bloody kinks, that's what's the matter."

"What?"

"Apparently, you now have a piercing kink."

"What do you mean, I have a piercing kink ... holy shit!?!"

"You see?"

"What the hell have you done to your nipples?"

"I haven't done anything to them - I just woke up and they were like this. The Management have obviously decided that it would be fun to have you perving over my nipples. Which means that I'm saddled with chunks of metal in them. And it hurts like hell."

"Sorry to hear that. But The Management do have a point. They do look kinda sexy."

"Do they?"

"Oh god, yes. So, sooo sexy ..."

"Well ..."

"God, yessss ..."

"Hang on a minute, sunshine, you're not coming anywhere near these until they've healed."

"How long will that take?"

"Dunno - two, three weeks?"

"Three WEEKS? You're kidding me! I can't wait that long! I mean, just look at them - all perky and erect, with those shiny rings glinting in the light, just begging for my tongue to play with them ..."

"Stop that growling noise, Ryan. You're Special Forces, you should have enough self-control to keep your kink under control until then."

"I can't help it - when they give you a kink, they don't hang about, that lot. Anyway, you can talk - what about last week? I am *never* doing that thing with the peanut butter again."

"I don't recall you complaining at the time."

"You could at least have used the smooth instead of the crunchy!"

"It was the only kind I had to hand at the time! Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, you're not touching these. I'm too sore."

"Aw, poor baby. I could kiss them better?"

"No."

"Saliva has healing properties, y' know. That's why dogs lick their injuries. They'd heal quicker."

"No."

"Not even ...?"

"No."

"I could just ..."

"NO!"

"C'mon, Stephen, you know you can't wait that long either..."

"Ryan ..."

"Mmm ..."

"OUCH! GERROFF!!"

"Ow! Ok, I'm off, I'm off!"

"You touch them again and I'll ... I'll get a piercing kink of my own! I'll tell them I have a thing for guys with a Prince Albert!"

"Don't you bloody dare!"

"Try me!"

"Oh come on, Stephen, I really can't help it. It's the kink - there's not a lot I can do about it."

"All right. I know it's not your fault."

"How the hell am I going to be able to keep my hands off you for three whole weeks? I mean, that has to qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. There must be something in the Geneva Convention about it."

"Don't pout, Ryan, it isn't manly."

"There must be some way we can shag though? Although how I'm going to be able to stop myself from touching those ..."

"You're drooling again."

"Sorry."

"Let me think ..."

"Ok."

"..."

"..."

"Ahhhh ..."

"What? What's with that smirk?"

"I think I have a solution."

"Judging by that look on your face, I'm not going to like this ..."

"I've just worked out what to do with those cable ties and socks."

Comments

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Fred said this was hysterical. She's right! Poor Stephen and poor Ryan. You have to write the sequel of course!

[vivoperleix.livejournal.com]

*squeals*

Oh, it is funni indeed..
Poor boys... 3 weeks...no1 can resist Stephen for that long..

Great story!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, keep the ideas coming and the sanctuary!verse will eat 'em up! I shall have to reread the comment!porn entries for more bunnies.

Our poor boys - what we put them through. They're just so #pretty# when they're being debauched *g*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)

We are cruel to those lads sometimes - but I'm sure the fun they'll have will more than make up for it ;)

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

"I can't help it - when they give you a kink, they don't hang about, that lot.

Heh, no we don't! I must say, I'm totally hooked now - can't wait to see what they do with the cable ties and socks...

[lukadreaming.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee, so pleased to have been of assistance *vvbg*. This is a total hoot -- I disregarded your warning and was sipping ever so ladylike at my mint tea which is of course now decorating the laptop screen! More, more!

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

Squeeeeeeeeeeee! *giggles lots*

That was brilliant. Please write more in this Sanctuary!verse.

""Don't pout, Ryan, it isn't manly.""

But he's pretty when he's pouting *giggle* I loved that line, though.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Go boys!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, I have a feeling we're going to keep those two very busy, judging by all the stuff the fandom is coming up with ;)

I think what Fred originally did with the cable ties and socks was luscious - if I can come up with a suitable sanctuary! angle on it I'll see what I can do :)
I'll just have to read lots of porn and wait for inspiration. *sighs* it's a tough life ...

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Yes, I read your bit of the comment!porn and went 'Ooh, piercing!kink! That looks interesting ...' and thus another plotbunny popped into existence.

*g* I did do a warning this time!
*hands you a paper towel*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

I had pissed-off Stephen and his nipples and randy Ryan hogging my brain all day at work yesterday. Needless to say, I didn't get much work done as they're kind of distracting *g*

Poor Ryan - we land him with a hot and heavy kink and then don't let him loose on it. Be patient, dear boy *pats him on head*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, I do like to keep them busy. Can't have them getting bored sitting in the Sanctuary *g*

[deinonychus-1.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it's not just me who's getting distracted at work by pretty men and fic thoughts. After all the rash of slave!fic around Pirmeval Denial the last couple of days I had a slave!connor/master!Nick idea bouncing around my head being distracting all day today. No, I almost certainly won't write it - it had far too much plot and not enough porn for you lot's tastes! But it kept me entertained for most of a boring day at work. *grin* The boys are just too distracting.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Write iiiittttt!!!!! The plotbunny says so. *nods*

I like plot. And there isn't that much actual porn in my Primeval fics so far - Ryan touches Stephen's nipples for about a milisecond, and Stephen nibbles on Nick's neck. In fact, they're practically gen. *veg*

*halo*

*halo slips off as it doesn't really fit*

Seriously, write it!

Thoughts of the boys are denting my productivity at work *sigh*. Ah well, it's nearly a year till my next performance review, I'm sure I'll catch up ...

[squeezynz.livejournal.com]

I adore pissed off Stephen....I just laughed out loud...what a brilliant conversation, and I could see every moment playing out in my head.....luckily I wasn't drinking anything at the time...I was eating...my screen now sports an interesting pattern formed by toast and baked beans!!

Oh do add to this series, it's wonderful.

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I just had to wonder how the boys would react to all the weird and pervertedwonderful things we get them to do *g*
I have to admit this scenario kept me distracted at work for the last couple of days. I'll have to fend off the plotbunnies till the end of the week or I won't get anything done.

I think I should do a deal with Dell or someone to get commission on new hardware - there seems to be a lot of wear and tear going on with people's screens at the moment for some reason *snerk*

Glad you like it. I'll see what I can come up with :)

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

Be afraid! Be very afraid! Who knows that their mistresses are going to come up with next!

Mind you, this mistress find the idea of Ryan with a prince albert fascinating!

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

Poor lads, they don't know what's hit them *g*

I don't think Ryan would be a very happy bunny if we landed him with one of those - the pictures I came across when I was researching made me wince and cross my legs, and I don't even have the relevant bits!

I may have other plans for him though *cackles*

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

Lmao. Love this. Poor Stephen *snicker* But hey does that mean he's going to tie Ry up constantly for three weeks? *grin*

[joereaves.livejournal.com]

*cough* Actually ...

I have a few gay friends and one of them has a PA and is happy to talk about his sex life in detail...

Apparently in his experience they heal quicker and are less painful than a lot of other piercings and he and his then partner raved *at length* about it being OMG best sex of your *life*...

Just saying... *looks harmless*

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

muaaa hahahaha

[x-bellaitalia-x.livejournal.com]

hah! lol! love this! Poor Ryan...restraining himself for three whole weeks!

Update soon!

*waits impatiently to find out what the cable ties and socks are used for...'

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

Oh fantastic! more please ::on knees begging::

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol! There may be quite a lot in what you say - I still think that Ryan would take a #lot# of convincing to allow someone to stick a piercing needle (or whatever they use) in that particular spot *g*

[mysteriousaliwz.livejournal.com]

Lol, poor lamb *hands him some antiseptic spray*

Looks like it! Well it would certainly stop Ryan from giving in to the temptation of having a quick feel *veg*