mysteriousaliways

What do the LOTR men think of you? by ladyearwentari
Name (LJ or Real)
Viggo said your	down to earth
Orlando says the sex was	weird
Elijah imagined	you in fish nets
Sean B could not	stop wondering if you would join him and Viggo in a threesome
Karl freaked out when	discovered you had an orgy with the LOTR men and women
Dom thinks you look	easy to sleep with
Billy noticed	you have perfect lips

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Strangely enough, my lips are one of my best features *smirks winningly*

Although I'm not sure about Dom's quote. Easy to sleep with?? That's verging on calling me a slut! Although I may decide to interpet it as meaning that I'm alluring and sexy *nods*. Mind you, that pic of him that owl sent me was enough to reduce me to a quivering blob of hussydom *wibbles*.

I mean, look at it.

If that isn't a tantalising glimpse of the promise of hidden delights, I dunno what is.
*Gazes transfixed at patch of exposed skin, wills belt to give way*