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mysteriousaliways) wrote2008-05-14 12:21 am
mysteriousaliways) wrote2008-05-14 12:21 am
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Sticking Plasters
Title : Sticking Plasters
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mysteriousaliwz
Rating : PG 16
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Author Notes : More from the Sanctuary! verse (yes, already). Other fics in the series can be found here. Takes place the day after the events in First Bite. Many thanks tofredbassett for the beta - I have tweaked it around a bit since she cast her eyes over it, so any awkward bits are entirely my responsibility.
Word Count: 200 exactly.
Disclaimer: Primeval, Ryan and Stephen don't belong to me, sadly. Neither does the Hello Kitty trademark (I'm quoting it as a cultural reference *nods*.) Sanctuary, on the other hand, is dredged from the depths of my over-active imagination.
"When The Management said the vampire thing would wear off, they conveniently forgot to mention the bite marks wouldn't," grumbled Stephen. "Got any sticking plasters?"
"Try my tac vest, bound to be some in there," answered Ryan. "Get one for me as well, would you?"
The tac vest had proved to be an unending source of useful items. They'd found two pairs of chopsticks in one of its pockets the last time they'd ordered chinese.
Stephen had a rummage and triumphantly produced two plasters. His satisfaction was to be short-lived. On closer inspection he exclaimed, "They're taking the piss!"
Ryan's curiosity aroused, he leaned over for a closer look. He chuckled. One of the plasters was camouflage pattern, the other bore a 'Hello Kitty' logo.
"Obvious which one's yours," he sniggered.
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, I'm the soldier ..." Ryan moved closer, grinning, his lips brushing Stephen's ear, "whereas you make kitten noises during sex. RrrrrrRRRRrrr."
Stephen would have told him to sod off, but was too busy trying to stop his knees giving way. Ryan purring was undoubtedly the sexiest sound ever heard.
It would even be worth wearing the sodding plaster if it meant Ryan would do it again.
Author :
mysteriousaliwz Rating : PG 16
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing : Ryan/Stephen
Author Notes : More from the Sanctuary! verse (yes, already). Other fics in the series can be found here. Takes place the day after the events in First Bite. Many thanks to
fredbassett for the beta - I have tweaked it around a bit since she cast her eyes over it, so any awkward bits are entirely my responsibility.Word Count: 200 exactly.
Disclaimer: Primeval, Ryan and Stephen don't belong to me, sadly. Neither does the Hello Kitty trademark (I'm quoting it as a cultural reference *nods*.) Sanctuary, on the other hand, is dredged from the depths of my over-active imagination.
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"When The Management said the vampire thing would wear off, they conveniently forgot to mention the bite marks wouldn't," grumbled Stephen. "Got any sticking plasters?"
"Try my tac vest, bound to be some in there," answered Ryan. "Get one for me as well, would you?"
The tac vest had proved to be an unending source of useful items. They'd found two pairs of chopsticks in one of its pockets the last time they'd ordered chinese.
Stephen had a rummage and triumphantly produced two plasters. His satisfaction was to be short-lived. On closer inspection he exclaimed, "They're taking the piss!"
Ryan's curiosity aroused, he leaned over for a closer look. He chuckled. One of the plasters was camouflage pattern, the other bore a 'Hello Kitty' logo.
"Obvious which one's yours," he sniggered.
"Oh yeah?"
"Well, I'm the soldier ..." Ryan moved closer, grinning, his lips brushing Stephen's ear, "whereas you make kitten noises during sex. RrrrrrRRRRrrr."
Stephen would have told him to sod off, but was too busy trying to stop his knees giving way. Ryan purring was undoubtedly the sexiest sound ever heard.
It would even be worth wearing the sodding plaster if it meant Ryan would do it again.
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*hands you paper towel*
Have you ever considered investing in a screen guard?
It's all Fred's fault. She had cotton buds in there in Dead Dinosaur is Not A Hair Care Product, so it all stemmed from there *g*
I've seen the army camouflage plasters in our local supermarket (and unicorn ones exist too apparently) although I haven't seen any Hello Kitty ones. But that logo turns up on everything, so I'm sure they exist somewhere. :)
I'd better put a disclaimer in about the trademark!
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Ah, bound to be Fred's fault -- I think the no. 1 rule is if in doubt, blame her for anything!
Apparently Hello Kitty is a gay icon in Japan! I had a flashing one attached to my mobile before it rolled over and died on a train to Preston (the mobile that is, not the Hello Kitty!)